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-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Sorry to interject, but eggs are really my nemesis.
[stea] Sekla grins at Dalaena
-{Citizen}- Selreena laughs
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Eggs?
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: are you ovulating?
[stea] Sekla throws eggs in Dalaena's direction
-{Citizen}- Selreena: What happened with you and eggs?
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Lose a piece of shell in the scrambles?
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: I do that all the time. The one who finds the
crunchy bit wins.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Nothing worse than tossing in a rotten one with the
good ones.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Umm. I got to them before they blew up this time
-{Citizen}- Sekla decides not to eat breakfast at Mellisande's
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Or the bloody ones... *shiver*
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: blew up?
-{Citizen}- Selreena explodes with joy, "WOO! WOO!"
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: You were microwaving them?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Good. Third time lucky.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Two sets of explosions is enough!
-{Citizen}- Liranae: I have to know now...how do you blow up eggs?
-{Citizen}- Sekla: Microwave + eggs = Kablooey!
-{Citizen}- Morvinia: Duh!
-{Citizen}- Liranae: I've...never tried that.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Li,- you'd be amazed what a stick of dynamite can do
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Or C4
-{Citizen}- Liranae grins at Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Sekla: Black gunpowder makes pretty good boomage, too.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Why do people always ask me how to blow up eggs? It's
very easy!! You set them to boil and then you go put the kids
to bed. Then you stay upstairs with the kids because they want
you to stay.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: They want to try it themselves
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Then you doze off. Then the water dries up. Then the
eggs overheat in their shell. Then they pop.
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: eggkilla
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Then egg parts go all over your kitchen.
-{Citizen}- Liranae: I...didn't know you could blow them up that way
either. This is a real education on kitchen explosives.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Those are called the "eggpopper delight"
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: the eggs did partially explode
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: just not all over the kitchen this time
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: They didn't this time.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: They just kinda were popping out of their shell
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Oh. Usually I do it in the microwave...and what
exactly are "egg parts"/
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: there are large seismic fractures
-{Citizen}- Sekla ponders the possibility of eggs and popcorn having
similar properties.
-{Citizen}- Morvinia: This time?
-{Citizen}- Selreena: From this time or last?
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Sekla dont do it!
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Seriously, I cook some serious meals, and they usually
come out perfect.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: It's just the eggs that get me.
-{Citizen}- Kyari: Just start using a huge spaghetti pot for boiling eggs
from now on. It will take longer for them to cook, but all that
extra water will buy you more time!
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Its the leaving them while you walk away that gets
you
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Really Sekla, not that far off. Popcorn pops
because of heated water within the husk...The liquid in the egg
theoretically could do it.
-{Citizen}- Sekla: My question is this: Do you butter the eggs after
they've popped?
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: Poor little explosive eggs... I can just hear them
singing.. "It's not easy to be me"
-{Citizen}- Sekla ducks
-{Citizen}- Hard Boiled Egg taunts Dalaena unmercifully with a flurry of
stinging insults, jibes, slanders, and pejorative remarks about
her mother!
-{Citizen}- Hard Boiled Egg: I own you!
-{Citizen}- Selreena laughs
-{Citizen}- Sekla grins
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Wow... pwned by an egg.
-{Citizen}- Naamarie: it is the Incredible, Edible Egg, of cours