20100203: DnD fail.
Grok says, "GROK KILL!!!!!!"
Grok says, "I'll swing at the hobgoblin in front of me."
Grok rolls d20: 4
Grok adds a bonus of 6
For 1d20+6, Grok totals: 10
Grok says, "Grok not kill."
You snicker.
Dungeon Master says, "Grok miss"