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-{Citizen}- Aristotle: -{Citizen}- Aryadne: I guess I'll have to share a
            secret to win this:  I'm not actually paying attention to the
            text when I Thresh.  Y'see, I grew up trying to see some sort
            of masturbatable images on the scrambled cable skin-channels.
            So now I just let my eyes unfocus and try to imagine slightly
            distorted tits, ass, and cock-n-balls from the shifting text
            patterns.  I think Barandis turned out to be a nipple the last
            time I tossed a nut on my keyboard.  Also, when I've been
            ranting about people violating the "don't talk about new films
            on citizen" rule lately?  Well, I'm not really upset about
            people thinking that giving away a line here and there, or what
            characters are or aren't in the film doesn't matter.  Actually,
            it's just that the word "Juggernaut", if it appears in the
            right pattern on a sequence of text lines, looks alot like
            Christy Canyon's right boob when it's severed in two by the
            distortion.
-{Citizen}- Vizra rolls on the floor laughing
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: -{Citizen}- Aryadne: Just the scrambled porn isn't
            always enough, though.  So I complete the illusion with a
            life-sized cardboard cutout of my mom that I prop up just
            outside my door so that I can worry about getting caught while
            spanking it. The rest of the time I'm logged on I'm just going
            through the motions of RP so I won't get kicked off of the
            game, waiting for my battery to recharge so I can idle again
            and wait to see if Karahd and Rosuav's geekout technotalks will
            start to look like a reasonable facimile of a scrambled Spice
            Channel blowjob.
-{Citizen}- Fynn quotes Astia, "Karahd whacks off to his character being
            pk'ed."
-{Citizen}- Hendan rolls on the floor laughing at Aryadne's comment!
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: how about the fact that the speech mentioned people
            giving spoilers!
-{Citizen}- Vizra: epic.
-{Citizen}- Hendan: Holy shit.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: that was from June 2, 2006
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I never knew my geekery was so.... pornographic.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: is that the one, Aryadne?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Hm. That is likely to go into everyone's out-of-context
            files now, isn't it.