20090110:
Aristotle gives all citizens in Threshold sponge cake

> l cake

   This light, airy cake has almost no substance to it. You are not even sure
if you ate it your body would receive any WP:NUTRITION.

-{Citizen}- Rosuav rolls on the floor laughing
-{Citizen}- Vizra: what does WP:NUTRITION mean?
-{Citizen}- Khaosai laughs
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: It means help tolerance
-{Citizen}- Vizra: TOlerance for what?
-{Citizen}- Morvinia: Thank you!!!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It means Ari is still more than a little annoyed.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Oddly enough, I am not surprised.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav is presently wading through the Deletion Review
            discussion
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum: It's a reference to everything that's gone on with
            Wikipedia.
-{Citizen}- Vizra: Oh. I see. I didn't really stay in the know on that.
> eat cake
As you eat the cake, you cannot help but feel totally non-notable. *sigh*