Quick find:

-{Citizen}- Malacasta: Gonna take my kid paintballing on the holidays. I
            hope she likes it.
-{Citizen}- Falcore: I like your thinking Malacasta.  Teach the wee one how
            badass you are now before she becomes a mouthy teenager.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: "This is a paintball of Belphegore." *fires flaming
            paintball* "This is a paintball of Loviatar." *fires frozen
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Loviatar are extra hard for a bit more love.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: "This is a paintball of Gethsemane." *fires
            paintball in the eye on the way home*
-{Citizen}- Callerre: I imagine they're all paintballs of Loviatar. Those
            things hurt.
-{Citizen}- Broktre grins at Callerre
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Bastites don't shoot them, but fondle all day long.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Broktre, possibly. But Lovite frozen paintballs are
            gonna hurt even if you're wearing full platemail.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Vishnav paintballs are fired only at people they call
            "evil". That is, anyone not on the team.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Erosian paintballs are all about protecting the fort.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Setites don't fire paintballs. They fire anthraxballs.
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Geths send out the hot chick to give up and as all the
            boys run to take her hostage with glee, they leap from the
            shadows and shoot them.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Geths are also not against shooting you while the
            instructor is explaining how the guns work.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Elaborate Geths will rig your guns to shoot backwards.
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Ros must know my friends.
-{Citizen}- Broktre: Geths also shoot their allies for the laughs?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Chronite paintballers shoot the clock so you can't see
            how much time there is in the round.
-{Citizen}- Hobdart: calypsian paintballs shoot straight up and hope for
            the best?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Mortisians shoot real bullets.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Herastians don't shoot you; they're the ones who hand
            out guns and ammunition so everyone can have fun.
-{Citizen}- Hobdart: lovite paintballers shoot spiders instead of paint.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Vivorian paintballs deal negative amounts of damage.
-{Citizen}- Hobdart: vivorians shoot polysporian paintballs.