20161231: Completely impromptu
Jontarr twiddles his thumbs
Jontarr drops glowing orb.
-> Jontarr starts making shadow puppets in the orb light
-> Rosuav places his hands ever so casually on the table in front of him....
   letting the shadows play on them
-> Jontarr makes a shadow duck that pecks at your hand
-> Rosuav yanks his hand away from the duck in mock pain
-> Jontarr keeps making different shadow puppets. A bird, a dog, a...wait,
   what? How the heck did he just make a shadow puppet of a pirate ship
   being attacked by a dragon?
Jontarr completes a series of somatic motions and strange verbalizations.
     shadow shimmers into existence!
You say, "Always knew you magely types had a way with glowing orbs. Huh."
Jontarr looks at shadow
Jontarr says, "sure do"
> l shadow
This shadow seems to shift and bend in a way to be a very well crafted
pirate ship, under attack by a dragon.
-> Jontarr seems to be having way to much fun making shadow puppets
Jontarr says, "gotta do something to entertain ourselves"
You say, "Jontarr, how old are you?"
Jontarr says, "21"
Jontarr says, "but I was born 49 years ago"
You say, "It's time you start acting your age then."
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
You say, "Now THAT's what I'm talking about"
You say, "That's proper adult shadow puppets. COMBAT!"
Jontarr says, "I'm a pro"
You say, "Now, let me show you what my bubble can do."
A bubble of elastic air surrounds you.
A hollow WHUMPH resounds as your Inertial Barrier grows and thickens.
-> Rosuav reshapes his bubble into a sail.
-> Rosuav makes the sail billow as if in a great wind. "Come at me,
   pirates!"
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
Jontarr says, "arrrrr"
-> Rosuav's sail warps as the balls hit it
The shadow dragon breaths shadowy fire on the shadow pirate ship
-> Rosuav sends a small bubble of coherent air back at the pirates.
You say, "A dragon on the one side, and a licensed man'o'war on the other.
     These pirates ain't got a chance!"
You yell: Down with piracy!
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
The shadow dragon breaths shadowy fire on the shadow pirate ship
-> Rosuav looks at his bubble. "Wait. How do I have a sail without a mast?"
The shadow pirates scream in pain "Arrr! It be burning me timbers!"
Jontarr says, "I'm not even gonna make a mast joke"
-> Rosuav stands Pangal up in the middle of the sail. "Green mast, green
   mast, show me the way..."
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
The shadow dragon breaths shadowy fire on the shadow pirate ship
You say, "Hey pirates, ever been hit in the head with a slice of lemon
     wrapped around solid gold?"
You say, "It's expensive, and bad for the head."
Jontarr laughs
Jontarr waves his hand, and shadow shimmers out of existence.