20100204: Inb4 my prediction comes true.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: -{Citizen}- Aryadne: I guess I'll have to share a
secret to win this: I'm not actually paying attention to the
text when I Thresh. Y'see, I grew up trying to see some sort
of masturbatable images on the scrambled cable skin-channels.
So now I just let my eyes unfocus and try to imagine slightly
distorted tits, ass, and cock-n-balls from the shifting text
patterns. I think Barandis turned out to be a nipple the last
time I tossed a nut on my keyboard. Also, when I've been
ranting about people violating the "don't talk about new films
on citizen" rule lately? Well, I'm not really upset about
people thinking that giving away a line here and there, or what
characters are or aren't in the film doesn't matter. Actually,
it's just that the word "Juggernaut", if it appears in the
right pattern on a sequence of text lines, looks alot like
Christy Canyon's right boob when it's severed in two by the
distortion.
-{Citizen}- Vizra rolls on the floor laughing
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: -{Citizen}- Aryadne: Just the scrambled porn isn't
always enough, though. So I complete the illusion with a
life-sized cardboard cutout of my mom that I prop up just
outside my door so that I can worry about getting caught while
spanking it. The rest of the time I'm logged on I'm just going
through the motions of RP so I won't get kicked off of the
game, waiting for my battery to recharge so I can idle again
and wait to see if Karahd and Rosuav's geekout technotalks will
start to look like a reasonable facimile of a scrambled Spice
Channel blowjob.
-{Citizen}- Fynn quotes Astia, "Karahd whacks off to his character being
pk'ed."
-{Citizen}- Hendan rolls on the floor laughing at Aryadne's comment!
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: how about the fact that the speech mentioned people
giving spoilers!
-{Citizen}- Vizra: epic.
-{Citizen}- Hendan: Holy shit.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: that was from June 2, 2006
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I never knew my geekery was so.... pornographic.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: is that the one, Aryadne?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Hm. That is likely to go into everyone's out-of-context
files now, isn't it.