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-{Citizen}- Fynn: hah, revenge
-{Citizen}- Fynn: I just farted on my cat
-{Citizen}- Rosuav laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Marran: Someone alert PETA!
-{Citizen}- Fynn: PUPETA
-{Citizen}- Prodri: What kind of a man goes out of his way to FART on a
            domestic animal?
-{Citizen}- Fynn: I didn't go out of my way
-{Citizen}- Fynn: She's cuddling against my butt, and I farted
-{Citizen}- Belkra: This is what they mean by 'Silent Thunder'?
-{Citizen}- Prodri: You were sitting on your...
-{Citizen}- Prodri retracts her last statement, but is still perturbed.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: She's been farting on me all month
-{Citizen}- Prodri: Cat's fart?
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Yup
-{Citizen}- Belkra: Yes, they do and it stinks.
-{Citizen}- Prodri: I've never heard a cat fart. Not that I've owned any.
-{Citizen}- Fynn agrees wholeheartedly with Belkra
-{Citizen}- Mythalos: Accidental revenge is sometimes better than
            purposeful, because you can deny intent earnestly.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: I never hear her fart, just smell it
-{Citizen}- Rosuav agrees wholeheartedly with Mythalos