20100330: MTGO has the wittiest orcs in the world.
2:10 AM [b]Unk_Unk[/b]: Hey, what does ORC stand for?
2:10 AM [b]VicVega[/b]: um yeah
2:10 AM [b]ORC_Uzumaki[/b]: [@P]ORC (Online Response Crew) is provided by Wizards of the Coast to offer support for our gaming community. We're here to help, or help you find help. [sS] [/@]
2:10 AM [b]bigguy554[/b]: or help you help me
2:10 AM [b]ORC_Uzumaki[/b]: [@P]Let me know if you need help with anything Unk.[/@]
2:10 AM [b]Unk_Unk[/b]: wow, fastest awnser from op ever
2:11 AM [b]Rosuav[/b]: Hehe, Unk. They have common answers aliased. In the Drafts room, the answer to the question of "why can't I join a draft with this draft pack" is probably the most-used ever.
2:11 AM [b]ORC_Uzumaki[/b]: [@P]ORCs are required to type at speeds of at least 4,000 words per minute. My fingertips melt at least 13 keyboards per week. When you see an ORC post an immediate response to a question, you can be sure that the ORC responded much sooner, and that lag stopped the response from getting to you in the fraction of a second it took for them to write the response (from memory). [/@]
2:11 AM [b]Unk_Unk[/b]: wow, thats amazing
2:12 AM [b]Unk_Unk[/b]: you type faster then i can think of words lol
2:12 AM [b]ORC_Uzumaki[/b]: [@P]brb, changing keyboard...[/@]
2:12 AM [b]Rosuav[/b]: 4,000? Meh. I'm a few hundred short. No wonder you haven't hired me yet.
2:12 AM [b]Nicholbert[/b]: and hilarious
2:12 AM [b]Rachet[/b]: lol
2:12 AM [b]kyleolsen79[/b]: lol
2:12 AM [b]Rachet[/b]: orc pwn keyboards
2:12 AM [b]ORC_Uzumaki[/b]: [@P]I have a supercooled liquid keyboard coming in the mail with titanium keys. That should last at least a week.[/@]
2:13 AM [b]Rosuav[/b]: Uzu, it's unlucky to go through thirteen a week.