Quick find:


Dungeon Master says, "You can get to the corner with two successful tumble
    checks."
[ROLL] Slagathor (tumble1) rolls d20: 20
[ROLL] Slagathor (tumble1) adds a bonus of 13
[ROLL] For 1d20+13, Slagathor (tumble1) totals: 33
Slagathor says, "(Booyah!)"
Dungeon Master says, "AT the very least they could hit his ankles."
Dungeon Master grins at Slagathor.
[ROLL] Slagathor (Crit tumble? Just kidding tumble2) rolls d20: 20
[ROLL] Slagathor (Crit tumble? Just kidding tumble2) adds a bonus of 13
[ROLL] For 1d20+13, Slagathor (Crit tumble? Just kidding tumble2) totals: 33
Slagathor says, "I tumble like a pro!"
Dungeon Master says, "You do a double backflip and a somersault. Very
    impressive. The crowd roars."


... later, at the end of the battle...

Celorn says, "Slagathor deserves a bonus for his showmanship *cough* Stupididty
    *cough*"
You say, "I reckon that somersault should win him some tips from the audience"
You say, "A bit of coinage."
Dungeon Master says, "You did make an impression on the audience, Slaggy.
    After the fight, three female orcs proposition you."
Slagathor laughs.
Slagathor says, "Are they attractive orcs?"
[ROLL] DMV (female orc 1 charisma) rolls 3d6: 5, 6, 3, totalling 14.
[ROLL] DMV (female orc 1 charisma) adds a bonus of -2
[ROLL] For 3d6-2, DMV (female orc 1 charisma) totals: 12
Celorn says, "Is there such a thing as an attractive orc?"
Slagathor says, "Quite possibly"
[ROLL] DMV (female orc 2 charisma) rolls 3d6: 3, 6, 1, totalling 10.
[ROLL] DMV (female orc 2 charisma) adds a bonus of -2
[ROLL] For 3d6-2, DMV (female orc 2 charisma) totals: 8
Slagathor says, "Eh"
[ROLL] DMV (female orc 3 charisma) rolls 3d6: 3, 3, 5, totalling 11.
[ROLL] DMV (female orc 3 charisma) adds a bonus of -2
[ROLL] For 3d6-2, DMV (female orc 3 charisma) totals: 9
Slagathor says, "Eh"
Vith'lem says, "not these ones though"
Slagathor says, "Collectively they're 31!"
Slagathor says, "THat's like 3 tens"
Dungeon Master chuckles.
Vith'lem says, "they're average at best by orc standards which i still think is
    putrid by normal"
Celorn laughs.
Dungeon Master says, "12 is fairly attractive."
Slagathor says, "No thank you ladies, but feel free to tell your friends"
Slagathor nods at DMV.
Dungeon Master says, "The sigh and tell you that you don't know what you are
    missing. "
Slagathor says, "I'm sure I'll regret it later"
Slagathor sighs
Slagathor says, "Ah who am I kidding?"
Slagathor says, "Ladies, wait for meeeeeeee!"
Dungeon Master grins.
Slagathor says, "Guys take my gear!"
Dungeon Master says, "Orc females are rough.  "
[ROLL] DMV rolls 3d6: 2, 2, 1, totalling 5.
Slagathor says, "But... but..."
Slagathor pouts
[ROLL] Vith'lem rolls d20: 8
[ROLL] Vith'lem adds a bonus of 5
[ROLL] For d20+5, Vith'lem totals: 13
Dungeon Master says, "Slaggy takes 5 points of nonlethal damage from his
    extracurricular activities."
Dungeon Master says, "Let's say ... 5% chance?"
Slagathor battered and bruised... with a big grin Slaggy returns home?
Dungeon Master says, "Slaggy, roll 1d100 three times. And tell me high or low
    each time."
Slagathor grins.
Slagathor hmms.
[ROLL] Slagathor (high) rolls d100: 62
[ROLL] Slagathor (low) rolls d100: 99
[ROLL] Slagathor (low) rolls d100: 15
Dungeon Master says, "You don't hear from any of them again.  (Sorry. You
    aren't a father.)"
Slagathor goes, "WHEW"
Slagathor says, "What a horrible child that would be"
Dungeon Master says, "Half orc, half Slaggy ... that would be a goblin, right?"