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-{Citizen}- Emfield: hey xanu
-{Citizen}- Xanu: Hey Emfield.
-{Citizen}- Emfield: knock knock
-{Citizen}- Xanu: Who's there?
-{Citizen}- Emfield: owls
-{Citizen}- Xanu: Owls who?
-{Citizen}- Emfield: yes they do
-{Citizen}- Xanu grins
-{Citizen}- Emfield dances joyously atop the corpse of His foe!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: So when did Citizen regress from being "adults only" to
            being a place for 8yo-level jokes?
-{Citizen}- Xanu: About the same time as the pun war, I think.
-{Citizen}- Emfield: haha, that's punny
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Ah, that would be it
-{Citizen}- Zarkul: I agree some pun-ishment is in order Rosuav.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I told nearly a dozen of them in the hope that some
            would get a laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
-{Citizen}- Emfield: hahaha
-{Citizen}- Zarkul chuckles
-{Citizen}- Xanu laughs
-{Citizen}- Emfield: Superman once watched an episode of "walker: texas
            ranger". He then cried himself to sleep
-{Citizen}- Olric: Further degeneration
-{Citizen}- Olric grins
-{Citizen}- Emfield: phail
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I wonder if we could have a game of Foo's Pun.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Everyone gets a chit, and Ari tells a whole lot of
            puns, and when he hits on one that you think is funny, you say
            FOO.
-{Citizen}- Xanu smirks in amusement
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Meanwhile, the rest of us are cracking bad jokes with
            impun-ity.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Of course, the way my luck is, it would happen that one
            time every seven days that I go to sleep. It's my regular
            pattern - as they say, sleep is for the week.
-{Citizen}- Emfield: foo?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: DQ'd for one round for underfooage.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: There is, of course, only one pun-ishment in FOO
-{Citizen}- Emfield: is that one round?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yes, even though it was a recycled one
-{Citizen}- Emfield: make sure you put it in the right pun-tainer
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I'm disappointed. Normally there's a few more people
            who join in the fun. I guess the trouble is that without Ari,
            there's no decent rewords...
-{Citizen}- Emfield: rewards?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav nods
-{Citizen}- Emfield: aha, nvm, that rewords was punny too
-{Citizen}- Emfield: re-words
-{Citizen}- Emfield: how many days since you slept, ros
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah, they're pretty bad. But as they say, we could
            switch to poetry but it'd be even verse.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I slept for 90 watts this morning. I might have had
            more, but I'm not _that_ light a sleeper.
-{Citizen}- Emfield: omg, you googled that one
-{Citizen}- Xanu: I wish I was better at puns, I want to join in.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Why, Xanu? Are you coming apart?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: And Em, nope. I never google my puns. They're all out
            of the old noodle... which I wish I'd thought of when the topic
            was food.
-{Citizen}- Xanu grins