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[i]The preamble...[/i]
Telven [trivia] My new computer is going to be awesome, I can't wait to
thresh with my two video cards, 8 gigs of ram and quad core processor.
Telven [trivia] Thresh will never have looked so good
Kravenar [trivia] Umm.. won't it look exactly the same...
Kravenar [trivia] And probably run.... just the same..
[trivia] Telven grins
[trivia] Rosuav grins
Rosuav [trivia] No, it won't run just the same. It'll scroll quicker.
Telven [trivia] Horray!
Rosuav [trivia] 8GB RAM means you can have your entire working set unpaged.
Kravenar [trivia] Hey.. thats what I want.. a computer that scrolls so fast
I can't read the lines I need to.
Azurlan [trivia] geek talk
[i]The interview![/i]
Armon [trivia] and welcome to this weeks instalment of, GeekTalk!
Armon [trivia] todays guest is a man so geekie, he declined an invite to be
on beauty and the geek due to the show not meeting his technical
standards
Armon [trivia] let me introduce, Rosuav!
[trivia] Kravenar hopes Armon doesn't mean IC week... or we'll ghet this
EVERY day.
[trivia] Armon applauds
Armon [trivia] so Rosuav, everyone is wondering the same thing, how did you
get so geekie?
Kravenar [trivia] I know this one... he wasn't born, he was debugged.
[trivia] Telven isn't wondering
Armon [trivia] There is also a running rumor, that you were never actually
born, and are simply a complex energy sequence created by the internet
in order to give itself a physical conciousness. Is this true?
Rosuav [trivia] Well, Mr Armon...
[trivia] Rosuav takes the microphone
Rosuav [trivia] To answer this question, I have to go right back to the
very beginning.
Rosuav [trivia] Which reminds me of the story of the madman who was asked
to tell the story of how he became mad.
Rosuav [trivia] He started right at the beginning, by saying, "In the
beginning, I created the heavens and the earth".
Kravenar [trivia] Likely story.. next thiong you know he'll say it only
took a week..
Kravenar [trivia] Everyone know with Contractors and such it'd take 2
Rosuav [trivia] Well, the fact is, Mr Armon, that in the beginning, I
created nothing. What's more, my nothing had a bug in it! And so I had
to debug it. And that's how things began!
[trivia] Rosuav returns the microphone
[trivia] Telven smirks in amusement
Armon [trivia] interesting indeed! I'm sure some of our none geek listeners
have no idea what we're talking about, but lets move onto the next
subject
[trivia] Rosuav says, off-mike, not too loud but audible, "Isn't that the
idea?"
Telven [trivia] How much wood does a woodchuck chuck
Armon [trivia] Love! Romance! things geeks seldom have! Is there a special
someone in your life? Someone who makes your resolutions quicken?
Rosuav [trivia] Quicken? No thanks, I use Pastel Accounting, and have been
solicited to write an all-new package. Quicken has its place, but not
in my heart.
Armon [trivia] That's very intresting!
Rosuav [trivia] But when you mention romance, you make me think of the
mystic four letters Exx, Kay, Sea, Dee.
Rosuav [trivia] I'll let your listeners explore that on their own, because
Google the All-Knowing recognizes that secret code.
Armon [trivia] I'm sorry Rosuav we're out of time. Coming up next is the
very popular show, shoes, what style is best this week. Please tune in
next week when we continue our segment of, who is this god person
anyway. And don't forget, our show can be downloaded in it's orginal
binary form for ease of reading
Rosuav [trivia] Thank you for your time.
Rosuav [trivia] Goodnight!
[i]And the epilogue[/i]
[trivia] Domik rolls on the floor laughing
Armon [trivia] I'm not really sure why I decided to do that, but it was fun
Armon [trivia] thanks for playing along Ros
[trivia] Rosuav grins
Rosuav [trivia] I think that has to go onto 'Fun Stories' on forums
Rosuav [trivia] Armon and Rosuav doing a radio interview
Armon [trivia] nah
Armon [trivia] if we're putting it on the forum lets set aside a time when
we've thought up some good things to say in a radio show format
Armon [trivia] then do it again
[trivia] Rosuav chuckles
Rosuav [trivia] Nah, it was fun because it was spontaneous
Armon [trivia] cause this time I'm slightly drunk and couldnt think
Armon [trivia] well feel free to put the log up