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-{Citizen}- Hircine doesn't deserve any monies, so instead his character
            has been deleted, and the sectors where his character data was
            stored have been overwritten 624 times with random 1s and 0s.
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: I got the worst
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: It's program to detect who you are on a list of
            losers. If you rank high on the loser scale, then you get bad
            messages. If you rank low on the loser scale, then you can win
            up to a million coins.
-{Citizen}- Murgen: I think the one that references Fenian's ass hair is
            the worst, simply because it references Fenian's ass hair.
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: Wow. Murgen was worse than me.
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: Loser!
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I'm kidding anyway. What a waste of coding that would
            be! The idea of a loser list is tempting, though!
-{Citizen}- Vizra: We could always just have a game vote
-{Citizen}- Vizra grins at Dalaena
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I'd be afraid I'd win
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: keke
-{Citizen}- Vizra chuckles "hehehehe"
-{Citizen}- Murgen: You should code that Dalaena (right after you finish
            coding my "Many Colored Robe of Irresistable Prismatic Blast").
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: I want a letter opener that does 1 hp more damage than
            Murgen has.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: No probs, Frobozz. It'll come with a 95% critical miss
            chance.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Okay, I could give you that. You get a letter opener
            that does 1 hp more dmg than Murgen has and Murgen gets all the
            XP that you're worth.
-{Citizen}- Murgen: Wait. Frobozz is worth something?
-{Citizen}- Murgen wouldn't have guessed that
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: Deal.
-{Citizen}- Murgen: How about instead I just get a diet coke and we call it
            even?
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: Diet Pepsi work?
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: You want him to kill  you for a diet coke?
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Oh, fug that. I'll kill Frobozz for you right now.
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: I accept this offer.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I can't believe he said Pepsi
-{Citizen}- Murgen: Deal
-{Citizen}- Frobozz: Bad timing!
-{Citizen}- Murgen: Ros, can you save that exchange for us for future use?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Sure.
-{Citizen}- Murgen: All we need is the part where Dalaena offers to kill
            Bozz and he accepts.
-{Citizen}- Murgen: No need to confuse it with context.
-{Citizen}- Sier: Death by teh boobies.

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As Frobozz's shirt is caught on the arm of the catapult, he is sent
hurtling through the air like a drunken bee! With a sickening **SPLAT**, he
smacks into the side of the tower!
Frobozz's poor, battered body slides to a crumpled heap at the base of the tower.

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