20130105:
-{Citizen}- Tethon: Rhue is texting?
-{Citizen}- Rhue: Smoke signals
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Whose expensive equipment did you set on fire?
-{Citizen}- Rhue: Actually, I'm booking a fabulous kayak tour of Freeport
-{Citizen}- Rhue: No one's.
-{Citizen}- Rhue: There's still time, Ros.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Just don't burn your oars, no matter how cold you get.
            You'll set fire to the boat itself; after all, you can't have
            your kayak and heat it too.
-{Citizen}- Ysadri beats Rosuav with an oar
-{Citizen}- Zosimos: Hey. Be nice. That pun actually required some effort
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Only it wasn't my invention
-{Citizen}- Zosimos: Oh. Well then.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav is a repository of bad jokes
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: So you're saying you don't deserve to be paddled for
            the row you've caused?
-{Citizen}- Rhue is ignoring the punners and making reservations to hug a
            friggin sealion as a consolation to not swimming with feeding
            sharks.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Definitely not. Boat of us know water pun is worth.