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-{Citizen}- Selreena: I hate chest colds. Coughing is for the birds.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: There's a bird flu joke in there somewhere
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: That was a cheep shot
-{Citizen}- Belrys: I hope you have room for Robitussin in your...budgiet?
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: I hope your nest joke is better.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: I can afford it, but I prefer a echinecea.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Liquid form
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: All these puns are going to be of similarly low
            quality... birds of a feather flock together, you know.
-{Citizen}- Selreena ponders an idea suggestion.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: For what, new ploooomidge?
-{Citizen}- Belrys: Well, this could get aukward then
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Something that will aggitate possibly or make some
            laugh who recall this conversation.
-{Citizen}- Erisa: I think I'm going to just chicken out.  All my puns were
            poultry in comparison.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: I personally would cackle so hard, my coughing might
            actually be worth it aside from my friend Iris.
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: chicken
-{Citizen}- Selreena: I wondered who was going to bite that bait.
-{Citizen}- Selreena hugs Ysadri
-{Citizen}- Belrys: Oh stop grousing Selreena
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: That wasn't a very pheasant remark.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: I can't help who I am, Belrys.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Just roll with it is my motto
-{Citizen}- Belrys: It was another pun
-{Citizen}- Belrys: Grouse?
-{Citizen}- Erisa: I spoke with a well quailified doctor who says all you
            need is bedrest.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: I'm one who rolls with jokes, even if it confuses.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: If it walks like a pun, swims like a pun, and quacks
            like a pun, it's a python.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: Really?  A bird conversation, and you go with python?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: And ducks.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav ducks.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Is it duck hunting season yet?
-{Citizen}- Belrys: Rabbit season
-{Citizen}- Erisa: You have to stick to the theme.  That's like.. the
            cardinal rule of punnery.
-{Citizen}- Selreena snaps her fingers.
-{Citizen}- Selreena isn't a hunter.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Erisa, I'd love to talk turkey with you, but I really
            have to round off here at work.
-{Citizen}- Erisa: Okay, that one was a bit of ostrich
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah, well, I can't complain. At least I have a nice
            quiet desk job, I don't have to be out hawking stuff
            door-to-door.
-{Citizen}- Erisa: But don't you feel pigeonholed in your tiny cubicle?
-{Citizen}- Yusif: I'm robin my eyes, but what emu seeing isn't getting any
            better. All these falcon puns are getting the bitty of me. Can
            you guys sparrow a bit of time to cut the gull damn puns down?
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: You're just egging him on, you know.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: It's not like we're committing some sort of murder.
            People naturally flock to puns.
-{Citizen}- Yusif: It's the nest best thing to doing it yourself. This
            sentence has dove in it.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Quote the raven.
-{Citizen}- Ysadri crows at that joke
-{Citizen}- Erisa bonks Yusif on the head.
-{Citizen}- Slyndon: You should calm down a little you're acting like a
            bunch of boobies
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Honestly, Slyndon. I'm dying laughing. I had to get a
            bear three jokes into this.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: beer*
-{Citizen}- Slyndon: It was another pun :(
-{Citizen}- Selreena: No it really wasn't.
-{Citizen}- Selreena laughs
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Even my first comm
-{Citizen}- Selreena: ..ent wasn't intending for that, but it was funny how
            things worked out.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: And one has to love a shitty keyboard!
-{Citizen}- Selreena gives it a thumbs up.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: We'd better be careful, or the pun police will corvus
            up
-{Citizen}- Erisa winces in pain.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Slyndon is just being the rooster in the room.
-{Citizen}- Selreena laughs
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Now that was Slyndon
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Finally off work, now I can afford to engage in flights
            of fantasy.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: Work...it's surely the albatross around our necks
-{Citizen}- Selreena: All I can say is I hope some of you flocking birds
            have seen the new Oz movie.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: But maybe you an a co worker could spare a peregrines.
            I'm sure we'd all feel bittern about that.
-{Citizen}- Selreena: It's great.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yes, but it pays the bills, and if we're lucky, lets us
            put away a bit of a nest-egg.
-{Citizen}- Erisa imagines J Jonah Jamison, except instead of yelling, "Get
            me pictures of Spiderman!" he's yelling, "Get me more puns
            about birds!"
-{Citizen}- Belrys: We can certainly tern a phrase or two
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: And the gull-ible will swallow the lot
-{Citizen}- Selreena: Rosuav, the more you keep up with this, the more I
            believe you are REALLY a bird spotter.
-{Citizen}- Erisa: With a pell I can write all these down for later use.
-{Citizen}- Erisa: Pell being a type of parchment..
-{Citizen}- Erisa shuffles about uncomfortably
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Not really, nor a cruciverbalist... just a geek with a
            hankerin' fer language. And it's a bit of an achievement to
            keep the punstorm going this long. A feather in our collective
            cap.
-{Citizen}- Erisa: Beginning to feel a bit cooped up, though.  Might need
            to go outside to stretch my legs. Maybe chick the mail while
            I'm at it.
-{Citizen}- Belrys: I feel a bit of a tit, honestly, for all this mocking;
            Birds have thrown a wren ch in the works
-{Citizen}- Belrys: And to think that earlier Achtius was talking about his
            red-tail
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Huh. The bus I'm on has its ticket validators inactive.
            Only the second time that's happened all year. Free travel,
            what a lark!
-{Citizen}- Erisa: You just don't know what puns to do do you?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: No, I've kinda run out now, I don't think I can keep
            the audience en-raptored much longer.