Quick find:


-{Citizen}- Valzor: touchdown san diego
-{Citizen}- Valzor: i'll get it someday
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: why bother. Karahd never learned
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum: Neither did Aryadne
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: or Fynn
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: If you're going to mischan, though, can't you make it a
            funny one? :D
-{Citizen}- Valzor: all these years playin here never used the sports
            channel... it will not take me that long
-{Citizen}- Aristotle agrees wholeheartedly with Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: make it epic
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Learn from the master.
            http://rosuav.com/1/?search=aryadne
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: no Rosuav. your citizen logs are far too creepy for
            me to even touch.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: the only way I sleep at night is pretending they
            don't exist
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: no offense Ros. But those citizen logs give me the
            heebie jeebies :)
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: None taken. But I'm at work, or I'd come up with
            something funny and/or snarky to respond :)
-{Citizen}- Aristotle grins
-{Citizen}- Vizra: I just hope Ros doesn't log real-life conversation too.
-{Citizen}- Frell: I must have a twisted sense of humour, because I'm just
            curious now.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: well, you can think of something later, edit it into
            the log, and as far as posterity knows, you had a snappy come
            back right on the spot
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum: So work prevents you from saying something snarky,
            but it lets you hold conversations?
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum watches that logic fly right out the window, along
            with the baby and the bathwater
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: Ros, I have a huge poster of this graphic on my
            ceiling. if a nightmare wakes me up in the middle of the night,
            I see this and can get back to sleep:
            http://i.imgur.com/ERaAT.png
-{Citizen}- Vizra laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa: lol
-{Citizen}- Aristotle rocks himself to sleep in a fetal position: the logs
            aren't real, the logs aren't real, the logs aren't real
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: I would feel bad for teasing Rosuav, but I know he's
            smart enough to take it as a compliment that I took the time to
            make that graphic :P
-{Citizen}- Valzor grins
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa chuckles at Aristotle
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: That's why I didn't want to get sucked in, Ari...
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Ari, that pic is awesome. :D
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: =p
-{Citizen}- Maluk checks the backscroll and peers
-{Citizen}- Maluk laughs


-{Citizen}- Fynn: For once Deokoria's capricious nature helps us
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Oops, I just Aryadned


-{Citizen}- Tethon: im a felon, i cant leave the country i give a shit
            about anywhere else except canada and mexico incase they invade
-{Citizen}- Rileska reaches out and gently pats Tethon on the head.
-{Citizen}- Rileska: That's BS.  I have a couple of friends who are felons
            and they can get a passport.  Granted..that's after a lot of
            paperwork is done..
-{Citizen}- Tethon: if you are on probation or parole for a felony you
            cannot
-{Citizen}- Tethon: if you are clear and free you can, no probs
-{Citizen}- Tethon: just dont goto canada
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Sound advice regardless of circumstance.
-{Citizen}- Tethon: hell, if you got any sort of record, dont try to get
            into canada
-{Citizen}- Tethon: lol
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have set that swimming record
            back in high school, now I'll never be a Canadian.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grins at Fynn
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I'll leave my LPs at home.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Oh, good thinking


[02:57:24] -{Citizen}- Tethon: any aussies here?
-{Citizen}- Celesina: Shocker, Rosuav's not on.
-{Citizen}- Raeghin: He must be sick.  I hope he is alright.
-{Citizen}- Tethon: trying to decipher an address to ship internationally
            but UPS doesn't recognize the 4 digit postal code.
-{Citizen}- Hendan ponders Raeghin's inner being.
-{Citizen}- Hendan grins
-{Citizen}- Tethon: i have come to the conclusion that shipping
            internationally is almost never ever worth it
-{Citizen}- Raeghin: I am a concerned citizen.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: What's up Tethon?
-{Citizen}- Raeghin: There he goes!
[03:00:08] -{Citizen}- Rosuav: Two minutes behind and you say I'm not online. Faugh!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav tickles Celesina incessantly
-{Citizen}- Raeghin lets out a resounding cheer.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: This is what you get for kicking me out of your church,
            Celes, you don't know that I'm here!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: What's the addy, Teth?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne accuses Rosuav of using triggers to wake him up when
            his name is mentioned on OOC channels.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grin aryadne
-{Citizen}- Xinefus laughs
-{Citizen}- Celesina laughs at Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Rosuav accuses Aryadne of using triggers to log him off just
            before his name is mentioned on OOC channels
-{Citizen}- Celesina: I think Aryadne is right!
-{Citizen}- Aryadne categorically denies absolutely everything related to
            the accusation in question.
-{Citizen}- Celesina: Saying his name totally summoned him.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It's called invocation.
-{Citizen}- Tethon: ok help...
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Sure
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: > help ok
            There is no help available on that topic.
-{Citizen}- Tethon: austria - 4774 - st.marienkirchen bei schärding -
            niederham 26
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: ....
-{Citizen}- Tethon: st marienkirchen is city?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Few letters missing from your country name there
-{Citizen}- Hendan: You know Austria is different from Austraelia right?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav thanks Hendan
-{Citizen}- Tethon: Yes, thats his town
-{Citizen}- Tethon: or state
-{Citizen}- Tethon: or whatever
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Austriaralia
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: With a place name like Niederham, I think you might be
            looking at Austria
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Lemme do a quick check on 4774 though
-{Citizen}- Tethon: that is exactly what he sent me, it checks out with
            4774
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yep, there is no postcode 4774 in Queensland.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: What do you mean "checks out"?
-{Citizen}- Tethon: wait.. so austria isnt in australia?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: ....

Akumu has appeased the Deities of the Aether.

-{Citizen}- Tethon: I am confused... this guy asked if I will ship to
            australia
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Okay. Now, Akumu, appease the Deities of the
            Australians
-{Citizen}- Rileska: Tethon...you need a lesson in Geography..
-{Citizen}- Tethon: ok, he did say austria.. i thought he said australia
-{Citizen}- Rosuav chuckles
-{Citizen}- Arkenstar chuckles
-{Citizen}- Rileska: Austria is in Europe.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: And you didn't notice that the rest of the address
            looked very European?
-{Citizen}- Tethon: im a felon, i cant leave the country i give a shit
            about anywhere else except canada and mexico incase they invade
-{Citizen}- Rileska reaches out and gently pats Tethon on the head.
-{Citizen}- Tethon: did you notice, i speak english.. only and barely
-{Citizen}- Tethon: i dont know what all that mumbo jumbo backwards address
            means, thats why i asked for help =)
-{Citizen}- Tethon: checking again now that i can use the right country


-{Citizen}- Rosuav: http://rosuav.com/1/?search=aryadne
-{Citizen}- Vanora: "He has no idea about our plan to overthrow the
            Herastian church, or that we are secret members of the Cult of
            the Orange Dragon"
-{Citizen}- Hendan grins at Vanora
-{Citizen}- Vanora: Rosuav, alas that will not have the most epic Aryadne
            of all. Which was not citizen related.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: What was that?
-{Citizen}- Vanora: It was us, many years ago, in the middle of a large
            church event. It went something like this 'oath God I am so
            sick of Personpresent. He/She is so selfimportant, and
            sometimes I wish He/She knew we did
            secretthingwedidnobodyshouldknow, because that would put he/she
            in his/her fucking place.
-{Citizen}- Vanora: Note the placement of the '
-{Citizen}- Rosuav laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yup.
-{Citizen}- Vanora: It was awesome


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: So, as long as we can disbar any other organization
            that has been responsible for a terrible Justicar, I'm behind
            the movement.  I think that should disqualify... everyone.
-{Citizen}- Calan cheers enthusiastically for Aryadne
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: Except me.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I'll be here all week.  Try the veal.


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I know I've used this recently but...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Knock Knock
2010-03-12 12:35:49 -{Citizen}- Rosuav sends Sao to answer the door
2010-03-12 12:35:50 -{Citizen}- Saorise refuses to answer.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav snickers
-{Citizen}- Razok: Who's there?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Control Freak
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Now you say, "Control Freak who?"!!!
-{Citizen}- Razok: haha.
-{Citizen}- Razok: Pretty good.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav snickers at Aryadne
-{Citizen}- Klisk grins at Aryadne


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Crap.  This article is supposed to be ~1400 words...
            half of my outline is nearing 500.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: I've never had a problem making the minimum
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: How can you be expected to write an article on awesome
            beer in 1400 words?
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Always exceeding the max
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Well, it's for a magazine, so over isn't an option,
            sadly.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Yeah.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Magazines arn't the place to write in depth
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: and if I let an editor have at it to get it under word
            count... *shudder*
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Leave out all the articles. Keep nouns, some verbs, and
            all-important adjectives.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav could have left out one article from that.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne turns in "Beer.  Beer good.  Like beer.  Fermenting
            good.  Like fermented stuff."
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Don't forget a picture
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: No, Fynn. If you have a picture, you only get 400 other
            words!
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Rich beer, with a foaming head, slightly spilling over.
            You know, stock beer footage
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I'm going w/lambic in open air fermentaion tanks for
            one of the visuals, I think.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: ........ I read that as "going with iambic" and
            wondered if you were trying to make this article sound like
            doggerel.
-{Citizen}- Tartun: A lambic would go really well with my turkey sandwich.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Is that a razor for young sheep?
-{Citizen}- Tartun: Belgian fruit beer
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Fruit beer?
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Doesn't sound good.
-{Citizen}- Rileska: Those two words..just don't sound good together.
-{Citizen}- Tartun: It's fermented with fruit.  And it's amazing.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne:
            When beer is put in open tanks
            And yeasts show up in files and ranks
            They make a dry and sour wort
            That one day I'll pour down my throat.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Iambic :)
-{Citizen}- Rosuav claps for Aryadne


-{Citizen}- Tathar: clan ;greet austri
-{Citizen}- Vizra smirks at Tathar humorously
-{Citizen}- Qenton: Hi Austri!
-{Citizen}- Jidoe waves at Austri
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Hi Arya....err Tathar!
-{Citizen}- Tathar bonks himself on the head.
-{Citizen}- Qenton snickers at Rosuav


-- Following on from http://rosuav.com/1/?id=597 --

-{Citizen}- Hendan: Holy shinto.
-{Citizen}- Hendan: Well six feet under just got hella intense.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Are you spoiling again?!
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum puts Hendan six feet under
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Luke, I am your fa(spoiler)ther
-{Citizen}- Telven laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Hendan shuffles about uncomfortably
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I stole that from Aryadne
-{Citizen}- Hendan: No. I didn't mention plot details!
-{Citizen}- Telven: What did you spoil to earn this chastising?
-{Citizen}- Hendan: Something.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Stole it from me
-{Citizen}- Hendan: I'm not about to repeat it.
-{Citizen}- Hendan grins
-{Citizen}- Telven: Help spoiler still makes me laugh
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Oops, no, I meant Fynn
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I suck. :(
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I totally meant Fynn
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Fynn, Aryadne... it's easy to get confused.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: I'm deeply offended that you get the two of us mixed up
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: They're spelled almost the same.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: I'm much better looking
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Yeah, Ari said, "I don't think it was Aryadne."
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I said, "It was definitely Aryadne."
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Well, you can't admit you are wrong
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Right, I'm still not admitting it
-{Citizen}- Dalaena grins mischievously
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: No, I definitely said Fynn.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I SAID IT WAS FYNN!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It was definitely Fynn.
-{Citizen}- Fynn: You'd lose fifty wife points if you ever admit you were
            wrong
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: It doesn't matter what citizen says. Aryadne hacked my
            keyboard.
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for others, Aristotle quotes a
            movie: "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Aryadne is here for one purpose and one alone:
            Mischans.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav cheers enthusiastically for Aristotle
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for others, Dalaena quotes a movie:
            "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Hendan shuffles about uncomfortably
-{Citizen}- Dalaena giggles
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Whoever guesses the emote name wins a small prize ><
-{Citizen}- Hendan: I have my own emote!
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum: Hendan!
-{Citizen}- Hendan explodes with joy, "WOO! WOO!"
-{Citizen}- Vonkar: Fynn
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Had to be HEndan
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Try it!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: BEcause Hendan was the one who did it
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for others, Tyisrisum quotes a
            movie: "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: On citizen, though.
> citizen ;hendan
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for others, Rosuav quotes a movie:
            "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Cause.
-{Citizen}- Hendan: and I'll I had to do was ruin Aristotle's night.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: It's totally OOC, yeah?
-{Citizen}- Hendan sighs
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum nods at Dalaena
-{Citizen}- Hendan explodes with joy, "WOO! WOO!"
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: There's your small prize!
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: DING! DING! Winner => Hendan
-{Citizen}- Telven: Of course I do it in the j4
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: ou echo to Hendan:
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: A distant CLINK is heard as 1 coins are deposited in
            your bank account!
-{Citizen}- Telven laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for Hendan who may not have seen
            the movie yet, Aristotle quotes: "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler
            warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Telven shrugs
-{Citizen}- Telven: He started it
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for Telven who may not have seen
            the movie yet, Dalaena quotes: "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler
            warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for Telven who may not have seen
            the movie yet, Hendan quotes: "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler
            warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Telven: It typically works better just to roll with such things
-{Citizen}- Showing great consideration for Aristotle who may not have seen
            the movie yet, Dalaena quotes: "Luke, I am your fa(spoiler
            warning)ther."
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: I feel like Fynn deserves some props, though.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: So I'll give Fynn Hendan's prize money


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: rel Midnight Marauder is completely coated in the
            sanguine ichor of a host of recently felled foemen.  I should
            really clean it up a bit... but that is a tremendously
            satisfying sight.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne grunts
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum pats Aryadne on the back
-{Citizen}- Saorise gives Aryadne a high-five!


-{Citizen}- Aristotle: -{Citizen}- Aryadne: I guess I'll have to share a
            secret to win this:  I'm not actually paying attention to the
            text when I Thresh.  Y'see, I grew up trying to see some sort
            of masturbatable images on the scrambled cable skin-channels.
            So now I just let my eyes unfocus and try to imagine slightly
            distorted tits, ass, and cock-n-balls from the shifting text
            patterns.  I think Barandis turned out to be a nipple the last
            time I tossed a nut on my keyboard.  Also, when I've been
            ranting about people violating the "don't talk about new films
            on citizen" rule lately?  Well, I'm not really upset about
            people thinking that giving away a line here and there, or what
            characters are or aren't in the film doesn't matter.  Actually,
            it's just that the word "Juggernaut", if it appears in the
            right pattern on a sequence of text lines, looks alot like
            Christy Canyon's right boob when it's severed in two by the
            distortion.
-{Citizen}- Vizra rolls on the floor laughing
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: -{Citizen}- Aryadne: Just the scrambled porn isn't
            always enough, though.  So I complete the illusion with a
            life-sized cardboard cutout of my mom that I prop up just
            outside my door so that I can worry about getting caught while
            spanking it. The rest of the time I'm logged on I'm just going
            through the motions of RP so I won't get kicked off of the
            game, waiting for my battery to recharge so I can idle again
            and wait to see if Karahd and Rosuav's geekout technotalks will
            start to look like a reasonable facimile of a scrambled Spice
            Channel blowjob.
-{Citizen}- Fynn quotes Astia, "Karahd whacks off to his character being
            pk'ed."
-{Citizen}- Hendan rolls on the floor laughing at Aryadne's comment!
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: how about the fact that the speech mentioned people
            giving spoilers!
-{Citizen}- Vizra: epic.
-{Citizen}- Hendan: Holy shit.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: that was from June 2, 2006
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I never knew my geekery was so.... pornographic.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: is that the one, Aryadne?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Hm. That is likely to go into everyone's out-of-context
            files now, isn't it.


-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Aryadne, I think you need an auto channel off. Channels
            have been tuned out due to lack of correct usage. Please read
            help aryadne.
2010-02-03 08:45:43 > help aryadne
2010-02-03 08:45:44 There is no help available on that topic.
2010-02-03 08:46:12 -{Citizen}- Rileska: Wow, that exists.
2010-02-03 08:46:24 -{Citizen}- Aryadne: rofl
2010-02-03 08:46:46 > help aryadne
2010-02-03 08:46:47
2010-02-03 08:46:47 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
2010-02-03 08:46:47                        Help for aryadne (General Help)                      
2010-02-03 08:46:47 +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
2010-02-03 08:46:47 See: help channels

...

-{Citizen}- Vizra: So we were saying how he needs an auto-fame off, but
            what does help aryadne mean?
-{Citizen}- Gesslar snickers
-{Citizen}- Aileur: Nice, Vizra.
-{Citizen}- Vizra fails horribly.
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: Was that really mischanned?
-{Citizen}- Vizra: yeah
-{Citizen}- Rosuav snickers
-{Citizen}- Vizra: to religion
-{Citizen}- Aileur: Very much so.
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: i think you now should know the reason for the help
            file
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: rofl
-{Citizen}- Vizra grins


> withdraw -5 danar
Withdraw negative numbers of coins?
Thats very philosophical, but not possible here.

> deposit 0 orb
We dont deal in imaginary currency here.
Please deposit a positive number.

-{Citizen}- Rosuav laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Try withdrawing or depositing a negative amount of
            money in the bank
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I'm going out on a limb and guessing there's a spam
            about the Federal Gov't
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Heh, nope.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: You get a good one if you try to steal from yourself.
-{Citizen}- Rileska giggles
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I did that with all the psion skills once. Lots of them
            have funny messages when you try them on yourself.
Aryadne peeks down his pants and realizes there is nothing there!
-> Aryadne whimpers.....
-{Citizen}- Rosuav snickers aryand
-{Citizen}- Rosuav snickers aryande
-{Citizen}- Rosuav fails
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: and now I'm standing in public doing just that.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Failing? No, that's my job
-{Citizen}- Lask: comfort rosuav
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: No, trying skills for funny spams


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: reply Their argument is entirely flawed.  Ignore the
            fools.


-{Citizen}- Armon: mornin everyone
-{Citizen}- Armon listens to the crickets chirping
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Armon!
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa pouche armon
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa: Oh dear Lord.
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa: wtf is pouche?
-{Citizen}- Belkra: Pouche?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Hey, you still got that Android phone you were wanting
            a MUD client for?
-{Citizen}- Saorise: is that a pinch or punch?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Pounce?
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa playfully pounces on Armon!
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa sighs
-{Citizen}- Belkra: Yay! Pounce!
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa puts away the tequila....
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It's a hit and run...
... pause ...
-{Citizen}- Armon: sorry had a phone call
-{Citizen}- Armon: threshing from my phone makes phone calls a risk
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Ah! Well, that's just what I wanted to speak to you of.
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa: And you missed my pouche-ing..
-{Citizen}- Armon: yea i know. last citizen is great
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: That's the Android phone you mentioned, isn't it,
            Armon?
-{Citizen}- Armon pouces on karakorisa
-{Citizen}- Karakorisa lets out a resounding cheer.
-{Citizen}- Armon: yea it is rosuav
-{Citizen}- Armon: im still using the same crappy telnet app for it
-{Citizen}- Rosuav nods
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I can change that for you.t
(chomp)
-{Citizen}- Armon: ill download it all a little later. i logged on to see
            if any threshers are camping enthusiest
-{Citizen}- Armon: so....is anyone?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: There have to be.  I know some people, like, just sit
            outside of Draknak's all day.
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum pats Aryadne on the back
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Oh oh oh  IRL?
-{Citizen}- Armon: yes Aryadne...irl
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I don't know if I'm an entheusiast.  But we camp
-{Citizen}- Armon: reason i ask is that im making my summer plans. im gonna
            hike to a few parks and camp. figure ill hide and camp for a
            month or two
-{Citizen}- Armon: hide= hike
-{Citizen}- Armon: figured id see if we could get a thresher camping day
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: That's a long time.  You planning on "no civilized
            contact" for that long?  Because that's some serious
            preparation
-{Citizen}- Armon: well ill see civilization. hit stores and camp at state
            camp grounds. only spend a few weeks avoiding civilization
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Woah.  Threshers camping...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: "Why is there no wifi?!?!"
-{Citizen}- Armon: potato creek state park has wifi and electric outlets at
            the sites
-{Citizen}- Tsii camps behind an optical fiber booster station and hooks
            in.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: "I'm banging the rocks together and I still have no
            connection!  WTF?!"
-{Citizen}- Sanmireh: We get cell reception at a local state park. But it
            feels weird to be a few miles deep in the trails and take a
            phone call.
-{Citizen}- Armon grins


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: What a way to start a day.  Went out to warm up the
            car, was running back inside, didn't notice that the garage
            door wasn't raised all the way, and knocked myself flat.
-{Citizen}- Dornel laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Lanthos pats Aryadne on the back
-{Citizen}- Lanthos: that means it is a day to just stay home
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I'll have to hold cold beers against the goose-egg.
-{Citizen}- Lanthos: exactly
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Oww.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: And then drink them, in order to keep them cold
            enough.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: What does a bump on the head do to your mischan and
            typo frequency?
-{Citizen}- Lanthos: and you can't very well work under those conditions
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Probably fixes it completely.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Like in old TV shows where the guys gets hit on the
            head and loses him memory, and they finally decide to hit him
            on the head again and he gets it back.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I probably wnn't mischan again until I crack myself on
            that low beam in the basement.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav nods
-{Citizen}- Lanthos: so what about an hour?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Less, I think.
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Are we placing bets?
-{Citizen}- Saorise puts $10 that Aryadne will mischan once today. Is
            confident she won't lose the money.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav laughs
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah, that's fairly safe


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Ah, yes, I read that post.  The sound of my shattering
            heart was heard in every corner of the realm.
-{Citizen}- Saorise nudges Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Another one for his file.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: A day without an Aryadne mischan is like...
-{Citizen}- Rosuav opens for submissions
-{Citizen}- Saorise offers Aryadne some glue.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I should try to finish at least 1/2 a cup of coffee
            before I attempt to first speak on any channel
-{Citizen}- Saorise: What fun is that.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Hmm. To an optimist, the cup is half empty. To a
            pessimist, it's half full. To Aryadne, it's not empty enough.
-{Citizen}- Saorise: .... [Erosia] Saorise: citizen/clan same thing, right?
-{Citizen}- Saorise blames Aryadne for all the problems.
-- At this point I published, but before anyone had a chance to read it... --
-{Citizen}- Aryadne infects
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Yeah, well ... [Set] Aryadne infects
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Well, that is legit for Set.
-{Citizen}- Saorise infects Prodri with typo.
-{Citizen}- Prodri mutters
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Leveth made a fantastic mischan today about shoving
            wet things in Xinefus.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Where's Skan when you need her.


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: They could have .50 calinvar nipples and it won't
            matter if 3 shirts, a sweater, and a parka are involved
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: make that caliber
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: calinvar?
-{Citizen}- Saorise: ROFL!
-{Citizen}- Beleg ROFLMFAO
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Awh, Aryadne.. your typos/mischans make my day
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Only those who borg demons could make that fuckup
-{Citizen}- Tyisrisum grins at Aryadne
... a bit later ...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: rel ;is overwhelmed by the sheer volume of available
            wisecracks and remains silent.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Two for the price of one!
-{Citizen}- Saorise swoons at Aryadne!
-{Citizen}- Saorise: DING! DING! DING! Aryadne has just recieved a huge
            buff to mischan!


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: tell sancitizen The nod was intended as a response to
            your greeting, not as a "Please walk past me and engange in the
            battle I was standing here preparing for" signal.  I suppose I
            should choose my acknowledgments and greetings more carefully.
            I do hope you'll excuse the confusion.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Good effing Lord
-{Citizen}- Khaosai applauds Aryadne.
-{Citizen}- Saorise cheers enthusiastically for Aryadne
-{Citizen}- Aryadne grabs the whiteout
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Citizen is not citizen without Aryadne doing a
            mis-chan.
-{Citizen}- Mellisande waits for a corpse to wash up on the beach.
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Somebody put that on the forum with the rest of
            them.
-{Citizen}- Saorise: he needs his own thread.
-{Citizen}- Saorise: "Funny thing Aryadne does"
-{Citizen}- Fynn: Thats like a 3 layer mischan
-{Citizen}- Saorise: *things.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: That was a full on back and forth deciding between a
            cit comment and a tell style fuckup, too.  It required 3
            prefixes to screw it that badly.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne points to his temple and says distractedly, "Must be
            the mad cow."


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: rel Wait wait wait... does that mean I can start
            killing people that I see with other people who I don't like?
            Because that list will get REALLY long.
-{Citizen}- Saorise: It's 105f today and humid. It's the humidity that
            murders me every time :(
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: gah


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: rel Just let me know if you find any perfects.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne sighs
-{Citizen}- Saorise pets Aryadne, "we will"
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: See, I reactivated my short channel keywords for
            Rosuav, in order to facilitate more amusing mischans...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Normally, all of this would just net me a client-side
            "what?"
-{Citizen}- Saorise: You can bet he logged it for you ;)


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: She also referred to people as being like French
            bread.  While they might be hard and crusty on the outside,
            they are soft and warm and steamy on the inside.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: "Lady, people arethesus bastard coated bastards with
            bastard filling."
-{Citizen}- Vizra laugfh
-{Citizen}- Aryadne rolls his eyes
-{Citizen}- Rosuav cheers for nicknames
-{Citizen}- Bael rolls on the floor laughing
-{Citizen}- Qenton snickers
-{Citizen}- Abdalan: Oh man, arethesus coated bastards are the worst
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: That's not even my alias.  I just always typo "are"
-{Citizen}- Vizra: Another classic typo from Aryadne.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: are are are
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: see, that's fine
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: it's the "ar"
-{Citizen}- Abdalan: His typos are okay, it's his mischans that're really
            classic


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: There's a really really old one that was probably the
            worst "Aryadne reveals sensitive IC info on OOC channel" ever.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I basically copped to the assassination of Judge Ilan
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: over cit
-{Citizen}- Rosuav chuckles "hehehehe"
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Do you save your own mischans?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne shakes his head no
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Meh
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Ah. This is the incident you're referring to, anyhow.
            http://rosuav.com/1/?id=390
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Yeah, that was the incidant.  But months later I
            miscanned a statement about it between 2 of the only 3 people
            who knew
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grins


-{Citizen}- Aryadne burps rudely
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I just ate an entire pig
-{Citizen}- Edyn is jealous
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I mean, I had help, but I just ate part of every part
            of an entire pig.
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: Roasd sucklid pig?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I ate it's ears all fried crispy in a salad...
-{Citizen}- Telven: Pig roast?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I ate its brains
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Did it have crunchy bits!
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: in a terrine
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I ate it's liver
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I ate its trotters
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: oysders?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Ten courses of every piece of piggy
-{Citizen}- Aryadne burps rudely
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Most parts of a pig are good, but the trotters? Aren't
            they a tad... tough?
-{Citizen}- Telven: Trotters?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: No, because they were braised all day
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Okay
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: they were succulent little feetsies
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: The blood sausage, like, vaporized on your tongue.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Once the photo spread is posted, I'll link it.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I daresay that cost a pretty penny
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: But it would have been delicious
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: we got comped because my wife is writing a feature
            article on the event
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: SWEET
-{Citizen}- Telven: Very nice
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: but yes, ti would have been expensive.  Awesome wines,
            to boot.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Were X people all gathered to partake of one pig, or
            were there multiple pigs?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Mainly one pig.  I think he bought extra ears, liver,
            trotter, and such to have enough for all the courses
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Heh
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: 180ish lb pig
-{Citizen}- Rosuav nods
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah, that's a decent bit of pork right there
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: The photo spread goes from "Chef petting dinner-to-be
            in its pen" to dessert.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: and every stage of fabrication in between
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: The drawback was the really excellent wines.  Because
            drinking them just highlighted how truly mediocre the wines in
            my price-range that we normally drink are.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav chuckles "hehehehe"
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I usually delude myself with statements like, "This is
            a very drinkable wine for $9"
-{Citizen}- Telven laughs
-{Citizen}- Telven: A bottle or a glass?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav sighs
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: bottle
-{Citizen}- Jolen: I have found exceedingly drinkable wines for 6$.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I have to confess... I saw "$9" and thought it was a
            botched parameterisation
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: Local bineyards habe good wine ad low prices
-{Citizen}- Jolen nods at Ysadri
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: The problem is that every time I find a great wine for
            the price... others find it too.  Then it sells out.
-{Citizen}- Jolen: Casal Garcia. But, perhaps that is just nostalgia
            because I got really, really drunk.
-{Citizen}- DING! DING! DING!
            Congratulations! Darion has received some further training in
            their trade.
-{Citizen}- Grythael got too greedy and has been sent to an asylum to share
            a cell with Whitewing.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: So, course #1 - Fromage de Tete - Headcheesed terrine
            served w/traditional accoutrements.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: course #2 - Salade de Cochon a l'Oreille - Crispy
            julienned pig's ear w/ butter lettuce & French radish
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: both of those served w/a Nicolas Feuillatte Brut.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: #3 - Filet de Porc Fume' - Applewood smoked loin
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: #4 - Flan de Foie - Liver flan w/ red whine caramel
            and watercress
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: Wad id a dice whine?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: #5 Crepinette - Crepinette of feet, liver, heart and
            kidney w/fingerling potatoes
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Wait, I got out of order... I missed the other course
            that went w/the Trimbach Riesling...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Flanc de Porc Roti - Slow rasted pork belly
            w/caramelized brussel sprouts...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: That was actually #4
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Okay, so then w/a 2006 Domaine du Clos du Fief,
            Julienas, Beaujolais...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: #7 - Boudin Noir - Blood sausage w/celery root puree
            (aaaaawesome)
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: ew
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: moving on to the 2006 Vacqueyras...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: #8 Epaule de Porc en Vin Rouge - marinated shoulder
            braised in red wine
-{Citizen}- Falcore probably poked metal objects in electric sockets as a
            kid.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: #9 - Pied a la Pierre Kauffman - Tratter stuffed
            w/sweetbreads w/ madeira-mushroom sauce
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: and dessert, w/a Chateau La Roque, Pic Saint Loup,
            Languedoc... was Mapel Panna Cotta with a glazed bacon strip.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne burps again
-{Citizen}- Saorise sobs uncontrollably.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: desser + bacon = awesome
-{Citizen}- Saorise is now starving!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Well, Aryadne, I think you've eaten more pork in that
            meal than I'd eat in a month... has it made you dislike regular
            pork sausages, or are you able to back down from the gourmet
            and return to normal?
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: mainly because I can't sheel out $150+ for a dinner
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Well, I have a farmshare from a local farm where I get
            all my beef and pork from.  So it's not really a downgrade to
            "normal"
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Or, a very high level of normality. Nice going.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav should get farmshare pork and probably the same in
            chocolate...
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: I'm now going to take my full belly to bed and dream
            of happy little piggies frolicing about the meadows.. awaiting
            the day they end up on my plate.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav waves at Aryadne
-{Citizen}- Aryadne waves


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: If my wife ever learns the geography of Threshold I'm
            fucked.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: "Just gotta work my way back to storage, hon!"
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: "I'm on the boat honey!"
-{Citizen}- Qenton: I do that all the time.
-{Citizen}- An ebon shadow: "I'm sorry honey, but it's going to take me at
            least an hour to get back to the city."
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: Her, "Is it far from Thunder Alley?"
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: "oh, y'know, 10 minutes, half an hour."
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: "I've got two more sirloins left babe, just a
            little bit longer." And hope he falls asleep.
-{Citizen}- Qenton laughs
-{Citizen}- Murgen sends Aryadne's wife a letter about Charms of Good
            Fortune and Beacons of the Hearth
-{Citizen}- Qenton: I like that one too.
-{Citizen}- Kardrick: I'm not done yet, go make me a sammich woman!
-{Citizen}- Saorise: I am impressed that she knows what Thunder Alley is!
-{Citizen}- Saorise: My Irish ex used to refer to "how long do I have to
            wait for you with that fucking game"
-{Citizen}- Murgen: I think she was looking at his screen, Saorise....
-{Citizen}- Saorise: Oh. That would be a good point.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Sao, that's why he's ex, right?
-{Citizen}- Qenton: I always show mine that I have <insert amount here> of
            ales in my inventory, and "I need to use all of those before I
            go to bed."
-{Citizen}- Alumsaye laffs out loud at Qenton!
-{Citizen}- Saorise nods at Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: That's why you should never date non-gamers.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav chops the last word off that and agrees
-{Citizen}- Murgen thinks Rosuav actually replaced "gamers" with
            "computers".
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grins at Murgen
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: Traal means more to him than any girl ever could.
-{Citizen}- Saorise: His computer has a guys name...
-{Citizen}- Saorise gives Ysadri a high-five!
-{Citizen}- Ysadri: Actually no.  Traal was a place.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: All our computers are male. Traal was named after a
            place, but he's still male.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: We have Stan, Ollie, Huey, Louie, Bernard, Dewey, and
            others


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: rogue Either the town crier needs to fact-check his
            sources better, or Brother Castarion was just trampled to death
            by a deer.


=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=

Cindrax chants a mighty prayer to Set, thanking him for the power and might
that allows him to brutalize such foolish challengers as Aryadne!

In a final act of ceremony, Cindrax mutilates Aryadne's corpse, and
feasts upon his delicious, bloody entrails...

=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=


-{Citizen}- Aryadne: This is odd.  'boardcheck' was showing that there were
            2 unread Annoucements, but there was only one on the board.
            Now I'm still showing 1 unread, although there aren't any more
            on the board.  Anyone else have a phantom boardcheck?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Go to Sable to read it
-{Citizen}- Riscal: i did, then i went to sable
-{Citizen}- Aryadne gives it a thumbs up.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Occasionally the boards get desynced.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: Aryadne, that's an issue with the fact that there
            are 2 boards that share one set of data. After a post is made
            on that board, the poster then has to remember to type 'posted'
            to propagate it fully. But every now and then, one of us
            forgets to type that command after posting.
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Namely me.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: One of us = Dal?
-{Citizen}- Dalaena: Cause I forgot the posted command existed :(
-{Citizen}- Dalaena smacks Aryadne upside the head.


-{Citizen}- Rosuav wonders what Larry Wall will do on the 30th anniversary
            of his language
-{Citizen}- Isaviel shoots Rosuav with a Nerflenckle gun
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: wow
-{Citizen}- Gilgamar: Will anyone other than you care?
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: um NERF gun
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Who was Nerflenckle?
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: old old character
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Penshaluban
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: That one's from 20070507
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: well they are fine examples of why  I nicknamed them
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: They are
-{Citizen}- Isaviel: but Abacoraximas was the worse I think
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: That sounds like a holiday for magicians with eating
            disorders.


-{Citizen}- Aryadne high4 rosuav
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Darn, shortchanged
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grins
-{Citizen}- Aryadne reattaches his thumb and tries again.
-{Citizen}- Aryadne gives Rosuav a high-five!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav gives Aryadne a high-five!


(Referencing http://rosuav.com/1/?id=744 with the citizen quote.)
You say, "-{Citizen}- Kshaar: actually, as at least one newspaper article can
     confirm...."I bet you cant freeze that pool solid"....is not something to
     say to a chemical engineering undergrad"
Rileska says, "Oh wait!  I remember that day!"
Rileska says, "I think it was an endothermic reaction"
-> Rileska repeats what Kshaar says, "I froze that poor bastard's 36,000 gallon
   above ground pool solid for a week...it bent the frame and everything!"
Rileska says, "He said the solution he used is about -140F when well mixed"
Rileska says, "He said it froze in 30 minutes"
-> Rileska quotes Kshaar, "Anyone can blow shit up, it takes class to freeze
   it"
-> Rileska quotes Kshaar, "I'm chemically smart like Ros is computer smart.
   How scary is that?  And a tad egotistical :-).  I paid good money for my
   education, I deserve to be arrogant!"
Rileska says, "Of which, the nut is visiting me Saturday"
-> Rileska quotes Kshaar, "Aryadne obviously has some deeply seeded hidden
   feelings for Ros and just doesnt know how to express it"


Kraxe [court] There will always be yahoos
Ysadri [court] Sadly, yes.
Aryadne [court] The world has deep pockets when it comes to yahoos.
Ysadri [court] Like the guy who wanted us to explain everything to him, because
     he didn't like to read.


-{Citizen}- Abrianne: good, this is an excuse for a shower.
-{Citizen}- Abrianne: good timing.
-{Citizen}- Aristotle: ...
-{Citizen}- Aristotle laffs out loud!
-{Citizen}- Aryadne: You only bathe at reboots?
-{Citizen}- Abrianne: no, but i havent today, and this is a good excuse.
-{Citizen}- Abrianne: no no no, not my computer, this reboot just gave me an
            excuse to take a shower at that time.